Tea Bagger

Fuel up with 40 servings per tub made with the new and improved Formula 2.0 and this time you’ll be getting the literal drop on your enemies.

But now, you can taste its sweet glory with the Tea Bagger energy tub!

If you’re tired of being on the receiving end of such a humiliating ritual, then it’s time to turn the tables with this beautifully sweet and citrusy Iced Tea + Lemonade explosion of flavor.

Deliver that sweet humiliation to your enemies’ ragdoll with the energy, focus, and endurance your body and mind need to keep dominating as long as there are enemies to teabag!

We’ve all done it.

We’ve all seen it.

Orders are usually prepared within 1–2 business days after confirmation. Weekends and public holidays are excluded; business hours are counted during normal operating days, not continuously. Estimated transit after dispatch is 3–7 business days. Preparation and transit are separate periods. Carrier delays, remote locations and exceptional conditions can extend estimates; delivery dates are not guaranteed.

Our voluntary return window is 60 calendar days after delivery for eligible unused items. Contact us before sending a return. Product-specific exclusions must be disclosed before purchase; mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected.

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